Saturday, December 18, 2010

COMICON

Wazzap~
its been so long guys.. too long I tell ya.
but now,
IM BACK!!!
hahahaha

I meant to post dis yesterday but im not in a condition to type anything last night so i did it today.
no big deal aite? =P
Ever wandered whats a Comicon?
or maybe animecon, or Natsucomi or even Vidcon?
To put it simply, its juz a convention.
a place where like minded people like Otakus n anime/manga lovers gather.
its like a heaven for them.
the one I went to yesterday was a COMICON in Berjaya Timesquare.

Guess what excites me most...
COSPLAYERS dammit!
Most of them are so cute n so cool.
makes me wanna stuff them in a bag and drag them home with me!

But the downside is,
there are a lot of lining up to do.
and i mean A WHOLE LOT of lining up.
yes,
we need to line up for the lift(since dat is the only transportation to and from the convention)
we need to line up for da banks,
the train ticket,
the convention ticket,
food,
and getting out from the parking lot.
But im juz glad that nowadays,
people in MALAYSIA knows how to line properly now.
if not this whole day would end up disasterous.
I may not b able to survive.
hahaha

well, I'll post some pictures later on.
ADIOS!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

If u hate risk and worry.....start early!

Wazzup???
long time no see y'all! I've been pretty lazy...i mean buzy lately with Final Year Project, experiment reports and so on.

Most of u now may still be sitting on the couch eating potato chips with root beers while watching TV,
or mayb stalking around someones internet profile on the facebook, myspace or tagged,
or mayb stick ur ass on the chair n fix ur eyes on the pc for some games or porn...Im juz sayin.

You know, while u r being lazy,
some of u may start looking for money already.
majority of the group mayb search for money to buy things that they want.
the minority, on the other hand, search for money AND knowledge.
i dun mean attending college n havin part-time.NO.
what i mean is taking different kinds of job to gain experience n knowledge while getting ur paychecks of course.

Now, is an era of knowledge. those who acquire more knowledge and the fastest to gain knowledge, will triumph.
But, with knowledge alone is not sufficient. u need to act. Fast.
so, to act fast u need experience. to gain experience and knowledege,
u need to invest ur TIME.
which comes to a conclusion;
-Start early-

well, dats all fer now.
see y'all next post!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

'A world within' -Prologue-

Light shines directly to my face as i switch it on. I tried to block the light and move away but soon realizes it was no use. I cant block the light. I don't have a body. I can see what is around me but i cant see myself. I open my eyes slowly and see the same scenery again. I am inside a small old house made of stone with just one dusty window and a wooden door. The house is so dark that a lamp is needed to light up the house. There was nothing inside that room except thick books..Lots of them. There are too many books in here that you could make a bed out of it. I reached for a book beside me. I try to read it but I cant. Why? I have a feeling I know how to read but why can't I read these books? I don't know how long I have been here and why I am here. Before I realize it, I'm here. Is this the world after dead? That cant be. If so, where are the other souls? I stared blankly into space..I cant hear anything else except the sound of the winds blowing. I looked outside through the dusty window. There is a wilted plants on the lawn and a huge stone wall around the house. I can't recall whether or not I have been outdoors in the world. Hence, I decided to go outside n have look. I move towards the door and I open it. As I open the door, winds from the outside gushes in to the house. Aahh...the air outside is so refreshing but the view is blocked by a very huge stone wall. Why is there a huge stone wall surrounding the small house? I observes the wall closely and realizes that it is combined with the part of the house as if the house is divided into two by the huge wall. and at the back of the house, there are fences surrounding a small opening on the wall. The opening is so roughly made as if the wall has been broken down by force from the inside. I want to look more closely at the opening but decided not to after looking at the fences. 'I'll check that next time' I thought to myself as I walk away. It is getting dark outside so I better get back into the house. When I stand in front of the door, I noticed that there is some sort of label on the wooden door. It has 7 alphabets. but I can only remember 2 words-->

F_ _ _ _D_

_______________
|--------------- \
| house | | <-- plan view of the house
|--------------- lawn |
|____ __________/

What is this place? Why am I here? what am I? There are so many unanswered question but for now, I think I'll try to sleep and hope that this would just be a dream...

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Pheww~~



YESH!!!
PHEW~ I successfully finished my first paper for dis sem's final exam.
Now I can sit back, relax, and enjoy my time online n etc.....is what I would like to say.
Like seriously, I'm like the mouse in the picture below with DESIGN OF MACHINE ELEMENT II as the cat.
What can be more worse than this.

-SOS-

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Long Time

Yup. A new post after a really long break.
I got my hands full with da assignments n stuff.
so, I'll juz summerize my posts k.
n i'll upload some photos later on.

Post 1:
-Genting trip with teacher-to-be's. haha.
they're nice bunch of people.
i look forward in meeting them again.
=)

Post 2:
-karaoke with jesmond n jas.
they sound like siblings rite?
the fact is, they're NOT siblings.
unfortunately i dun have the photos for this one.
anyway, me n jas successfully made jesmond a karaoke addict.
hahahaha.

Post 3:
-My one day trip to kuching on 24th May.
Man that trip was historic I tell ya!
By distance, this is the longest one-day trip i've ever done!!
and theres more> I unexpectedly met Nadiah there.
like seriously..i am shocked. she is one of my friends in highschool.
i thought only abu and kery are the only Terendakians there. =P
better yet, she is in UNIMAS, the U my sister gonna enroll.
well, nadiah is there to be one of the ushers.
to kill my time there, i helped them with their job in ushering.
wait...is my usage of 'usher' as 'penyambut tetamu' is correct?
nah...who cares. =P

ps: echah u meanie!! y cant i contact u at times like dis?? cis2.
de 3 num tp xtopup. abis kat mkn jek.
hahahaha.


Post 4:
-Final exam is juz around the corner.
gotta study...wuwuw....

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

ENGRISH!

Yezaaaa!!
Below are the collection of pictures from engrish.com.
Why engrish instead of english u asked?
well, its bcoz, its a site where people collects n posts everything i mean EVERYTHING that related to the theme: 'English Gone Wrong'.
Or at least that is the idea. Juz enjoy it n you'll understand.


Would u like a big dump sir? =P


Kids, if u r stolen, b sure to call the police at once!


Go die somewhere else!


12cm in diameter??


Fresh Herpes for sale!


Do u prefer Duck Ass instead sir?


Hurry! Use the Hand Grenade to put out the fire!!


LOL
=P

The Long Awaited Posts!!!

SORRY!!!

Seems not enough right now...I've been trying to post the latest entry when my HQ's(house) internet went down. DOWN I TELL YA!!

To make up for the lateness, now I'll present to y'all edited pics of my favorite human refrigerator=Echah. Diey! Dis is da promised post. u better save it k. hahahaha.








Sorry r ye Echah. Pas nih aq try wat yg lg gempak nye. Aq wat collage lak pas nih.
YEAH!!

Till next post. see ya!

Monday, April 19, 2010

I wanna b a billionare~ Sooo Freakin bad~~

I really love dis song. so here i'll post da lyrics. cant think of anything to type anyway. =P Enjoy n c y'all next post. Till then, keep on trollin!!

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire

I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad!


ps: Dis is troll singin 'yo! He enjoys it too. =P

Friday, April 16, 2010

The start of the 7th Sem!


Wazzup guys.
Long time no hear.
Juz finished my registration for my 7th sem in KLIUC and
DAMN!!! What a FREAKING LAME -NEW- registration system!!!
I mean the online registration systems r supposely to make the procedure of registering subject for students EASIER n SMOOTHER but instead, this -NEW- system does EXACTLY the opposite of easier n smoother.
Ok, Below are the simplified detail of that new system>>>

Pro's:
-Automatic register
-List out the mapping of subjects that each individual r advised to take until graduation

Con's:
-bcoz its auto register, we cant choose or select subjects of our own choice.
-it auto registers *REDICULOUS SUBJECTS(details below)
-students cant add/drop subjects online anymore
-students cant choose group for each lecture which leads to the last con(i think)
-Students cant access **timetable(details below)

*Rediculous subjects
>What i mean here is it auto register rediculously. for example, the system auto registers the following subject for me:
~Technical English II
~Bahasa Kebangsaan B
~Circuit Theory
Looks good right? well, Here's the problem...I've exempted Bahas Kebangsaan, n circuit theory is NOT EVEN OFFERED in this semester.
See what I mean?


**Cannot Access Time table
>Before this, Students register online n select their respective lecture group which means WE, r making our ownn time table. But this time, the system auto register it, with the rediculous subjects, so we had to manually register which also means WE CANT CHOOSE OUR LECTURE GROUP. Lame right?



Above r pro's n con's of the new system from MY POINT OF VIEW. So dont complain if i wrote down very less cons or too many pro's. =P

I juz hope I can get higher score for this semester.
I'll make myself more n more organized. wish me luck k! I think dats all for now. See y'all next post! Till then, keep on trollin!!


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Diary of a cat: Entry #2

TOYS

I dunno about u but to me, humans ARE complicated creatures. They have many2 inventions to make up for their weaknesses. And now, inventions r not limited to covering up for their weaknesses but also for fun! and last night, i saw it..Some strange toy with rough surface texture(almost hairy but not as much) and a handle being used.

The one using it is a male human. Possibly around 19-20 years of age. He looked to his right n left as if he does not want anybody to know what he's going to do. Because he was blocking the view, i can only see part of what he's doing. but i can clearly hear what he was doing. while (mencangkung) he said:

"Phew..This place should do it. Now, where should we start hum?"

'What?? its as if he is talking to someone.There are other human inside? Thats not possible! That is a BATHROOM!! i've never heard any cases where humans enter the bathroom together. even CATS do IT privately!!' i thought. At that time every muscle in my brain worked extra hard to find a reasonable answer and then suddenly, i saw something VERY disturbing. He smeared the toy with a substance that look like...a gel!! what is the meaning of this?? n the weird incident does not end there. right now he ULTIMATELY blocking the view. damn..i just need to rely on sounds then..i close my eyes n concentrate on listening..and i hear sloshing sounds. As if its coming in an out of a small opening. n the human is breathing heavily.

"Take this!! and THIS!!"

the sound produced while he says it out loud is as if he is thrusting something very hard. from here, i can see some white substance falling to the floor. i can guess heis using the toy earlier for the thrusts but for what n with who?? Shortly after that, I hear water flows down the drain. Now i know why he choose to do it inside a bathroom..he can clean up really fast after he's done. But rest assured human. Consider this ur last evil deed for I, Mike, will end ur miserable life here!! I dashed. with all my might, i will slash this human when suddenly he stood up. unconciously evading my attack.

before i can recover n begin my next attack, I took a peek into the bathroom to reaffirm his crime n I was petrified by th view... nobody inside.. the window is grilled which means there r no way for humans to escape if one is inside. on the floor i see a liquid dish detergent n the 'toy' earlier. I looked to the human again.

"Now u r all clean~ lalala~"

he said to the BOTTLE on his hand.

MEEEOOOWWW!!!!



I snapped.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Diary of a cat: Entry #1

Monday 22/3/2010
Sunny

-Humans-
Meeooow!! I know its tuesday already but I've fallen asleep. Sorry for da inconvenienced caused-NYA.

Early today, I saw a scene that leaves me with soo many questions. I saw a big square shaped metal with wheels(I believe humans call it a car) running over 3 dogs that were relaxin on da road. Luckily, 2 of the dogs r not injured. The injured one was a puppy who barely got away with just a scratch but the wailing of dat puppy bothers me da most. Dat incident must have been a traumatic experience fer it. *nods*

Another thing dat bothers me is the HUMANS. Even after he sees that incedent,the driver of dat car still goes on laughing as if it was a joke. Do humans have sympathy? or do they found us not worthy for any sympathy?

I cant understand the behavior of these humans. Before this i was being cuddled, n loved by them but by da time i turn into an adult,i've been cast aside as if im some kind of parasite. I do admit they have high level of intelligence but their behavior is in an even lower than us,animals.

So, I've decided to join an organisation to dispose of those humans. Its name is

"Organisation XVI"

pretty cool rite? we do all sorts of missions to exterminate those humans but they are too strong. We tried using:

Snipers>>

Melee weapons>>

Machine Guns>>


and....

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Grand closing of Sem 6

The Grand opening fer dis sem is about 1-2 weeks after the start of sem. If I'm not mistaken its on 29th November '09. N the Grand Closing is today, 13th March '10.

"What makes it Grand? I mean its just another day."

Hurrrmmm...To put it simply, We met on da 29th at certain place, n meet again here on da 13th. Its just a coincedence how it takes a semester to meet again at that place. so, I just put it as Grand Opening n Closing. well, It has meanings though..

"What? Whaddya mean?"

Nothin. juz talkin 2 myself. Neway, I have another 4 days until my last paper. Wish me luck n pray so dat I dun have to repeat any subject next sem. If not, I need to say gud bye to GRADUATING ON SEM 8. damn... Well, dats all fer now. See y'all nxt post. Till then, keep on trollin!

Friday, March 12, 2010

The light of freedom!

YES!! I can see it now! 4 walls out 5 I've successfully broken through. Only 1 left...The tallest,thickest n the most unclimbable wall called 'Mechanics of Machine'.

Watta hell am i sayin u ask? I'm just talkin 'bout my exams just now. I've finished 4 out of 5 papers n da last one is da most difficult one. Its like a final boss in an RPG game. =P i dun really have anything particular to tell or share wit u guys now so i would like to give a fan service. hope u'll like it. see y'all nxt post. till then, keep on trollin!


Awwwwwww <3
aren't they cute?
how can u not love them..
They are like the
cutest
furry
little
kittens
evar!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Sory fer da inconvinience caused, punk!!

YA-HAAAA!!!!
I've taken over dis blog faggots!!!
Some how dat midget collapse after his exam.
what a pathetic bum.
HE CANT EVEN B COMPARED WITH MY GREATNESS!!
but man....y am I stuck with dis midget's blog??
He can collapse all he wants fer all i care.
Now dat I have complete control,
I...I...
CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT!!!

Lets start wit dis one:
The expression of dis cat says dat
IT does not expecting us to see him
TRYING to kill us
when we're getting off the bed there.
like its sayin:
"Whatta FUCK?!! WHY R TURNIN AROUND FOR??!!"
*ABORT MISSION*

This cat is really My new PERSONAL sidekick.
we would hangin around TROLLIN n KILLIN people fer all i care.
But dis pic here,
it got da reeks of..erm..what u call it again?

"false n homosexual?"

yeah2, dat one. WHATTA HELL?? UR HERE?
damn... i wasted too much time.
k faggots. I'll b goin.
Over n out!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

OMG~~

Got exam 2morro...not finish study yet...headache..AAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

till nxt post...man, im not in da mood fer dis. later guys!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

School'd!

I dedicate this song to ALL my friends especially those from KLIUC, UKM, TTDI JAYA, MJSC n etc. Specifically to...those who..DOESN'T study much. I love this song n I'll sing along with troll in dis post. U cant actually hear us sing but no worries! The link at the end of this post will lead u straight to da original song. Enjoy!


Now I know my ABC's, Next time wont u sing with me
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's

Smart ass dun graduated,
A lifetime of school were glad u made it,
Upteen years of learning ur fall throughs,
So WE brought u things school REALLY thought u,

A-A is for the Adderal,
u took coz u studied how its bad n all,
and when u were off chuggin that
B-for Beer n I
C u got another
D on that exam
coz u showed up hungover from drinkin,
and instead of hitting books
u took of a hit of
E singging,

"WE NO NEED NO EDUMACATION"

F the library lets go get wasted,
all G whiz now u cant even pass why,
coz u came H for Hungover last time,
coz school is not what it seems to be,

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

all no school gave u issue,
so I represent ur narsisism,
when u call ur parents and they ask whats up
u say
"I need some money" or "I need a hug"
u hated it coz ur so
J for Jaded
those private school kids dun already made it
they're always far ahead
n they always have the way
so take that adderal
but drugs r bad mmm,Kay,
but when u question school
as an investment
re-member getting all the
L for love as a freshman
which brings me to
M, all the marijuana you went
N tried with your friends
in your bedroom smoking
feeling down with yourself
O- n remember how u wished
u had some wealth
so u can skip class n live for free but

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

P is for the Party n
u better enjoy it coz
soon u'll soon be at
the Q at unenployment
like
"yo R u weighing in on
government cheese?
coz I could have swourn I heard
u ain't got ur degree"
u should have S for Studied more
u could've gotten far
instead of chuggin long islands
T at the bar
you took that easy course
u barely had to read n like
U thats for under water basket weaving
u lost ur V-card like u didn't really need it but
W for wrting paperwork using Wikipedia
remember ur X who u meet at the cagger
u'll forget what u studied
but u'll neva forget her
so Y u wastin all dat time drinkin
when u didn't get ur Z's
coz u were out drinkin.

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

Now take ur ass back to class!



*School'd*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xJTSV0IU&feature=related

Monday, March 8, 2010

First.Paper.Finished.I.Am.Also.Finished.Damn..

Wassup guys. I'm now in exam week n MAN, HOW I FUCKED UP THAT FIRST PAPER!! U should've seen the EPIC FACE that I made right after the exam is over. It was like...

"Jizz in my pants"

Yeah...Something like dat.. N tomorrow I'll have to sit for another paper.. Hope I dont FUCK UP that paper like I did today. If not I'll be like...



"JIZZ IN MY PANTS 2"

Like...Seriously...Neway, dear readers n bloggers, do pray for my success k. Dats all fer dis post I guess. See u guys next post. Till then, Keep on trollin!!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

First Mixed language post! Woot2!!

Hi guys. After a careful consideration, I've decided to use mixed language for my posts. Not that I dun want to use full english, but, well, i got a lot of complains about how my posts was "really-hard-to-understand" type. I want to explain but...Nah, forget it. Too troublesome..

Language of my choice would b malay. If u have any objections regarding dis matter pls state it in the comment section below.

Ok, today, something really good happens. Aq balaja bnda baru ari nih. Slama ni aq xtaw pon kewujudan ALMARI GANTUNG yg bley ko gantung kat tingkap. And aq pon x taw yg kat bangi nih ada RUMAH MATI,which means RUMAH YG BOLEY MATI. Woooo~~ Thankx Echah Peachy for teaching us something VERY-VERY-VERY NEW to us!!

Neway, Echah, in case ko de bce nih, check out dis formula I made for u>>

full stomach=food+money.
1 full stomach=1 person,
1 person=food+money
echah's full stomach=3 person,
echah's full stomach=(3 x food)+ (3 x money),... See More
food=money
echah's full stomach=(9 x money)
foods at least cost RM3.00
hence,
echah's full stomach=RM27.00 per serving.


Pretty cool rite? agak btol pon. Its ok. Ko da kenyang kn? LOL

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Fever! Go Away!!


Wassup guys...
Got a slight fever right now. Damn i hate it...
to make matters worse, I have final semester exam comin up next week starting on monday!!
What a pain....

Speaking of fever, do u now that one of the body's immune responses which attempts to neutralize a bacterial or viral infection.

Fever is a common medical sign characterized by an elevation of temperature above the normal range of 36.5–37.5 °C (98–100 °F) due to an increase in the body temperature regulatory set-point. This increase in set-point triggers increased muscle tone and shivering.

"Why do I should i ca-a-a-ACHOOO!!!...*Snif* What r u lookin at?"

Serves ya right. Anyway, with the exception of high-grade fever, treatment is often not needed for fever. So, rest assured =)

However, if you want to lower ur body temperature, ibuprofen is a good choice coz it is effective in lowering the body temperature. But, pls take dosage recommended by the doctors k. I'm no Doctor. =P

Do u know about hyperthemia? Some people may refer hyperthemia as fever but that actually is wrong. Hyperthemia is NOT fever. Hyperthemia is an increase in body temperature over the body's thermoregulatory set-point, due to excessive heat production and/or insufficient thermoregulation; the heat regulation.


ACHOOO!!!!...*Sniff* I gotta go now. I need some rest. See y'all next post k. Till then keep o-o-OCHOOO!!!..*Sniff*..Excuse me..Till then, keep on trollin k. Adios!


"ACHOOO!!!....I hope this is not SQUAIDS.."

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Next time wont u sing with me?

Whats up guys. Been busy lately =P
Have u heard da word 'categorizing' before?
well, of course u have but what I'm tryin to say ere is not about categorizing things but instead, I'm talkin about categorizing humans/individuals.

This post is closely related to my previous post about discrimination between humans if u still remember it. Its just closely related. U'll understand soon enough. =)

We humans often make mistakes without us even realizing it. Yea, of course we'll think what we're doing is right UNTIL others tell u that what u r doing is actually wrong. So, here we already categorized which is right n which is wrong. This type of categorizing is acceptable because...its obvious dammit. =P

What is NOT acceptable is categorizing individuals dat u call 'friends'. For example, Old friend with New friend:

"They're just an OLD friend of mine. They have no meaning in my life now."

"I don't need OLD friends. I have NEW friends that can replace u guys. BUZZ OFF."


weird n normal:

"They are weirdos. Get away from them."

"Fuck off Nerdy. Or I'll get dat Nerd-aids from u"


Good lookin n NOT:

"Model Face only ass! Go find ur self a mother duck ducklings!!"

"OMG~~is dat a moving Garbage??"


The rich n Poor:

"Bow before me u lowlifes!!"

"U poor-face have no right to talk to me. Fuck off!!"

"Those poor-faces r not worth it to take as friend."


Useful n Not:

"They r Important to me.....Without them, I cant finish my works."

"I befriend them just because they have rides. They're useless without it."

"Friends r like moving banks. U withdraw but neva bank in"

Nice examples troll. There u have it. These r just a part of categorization between friends. There r lots more but I thnk u can guess already. =) Categorizing is good but If u r too into it, Which means u put the element of discrimination into categorizing, then it is not good.

We as humans should Unite as one even if we came from different country, skin colors, nationality, language, and religion, We are still humans that have the same physical characteristic, n ALL of us have brains n souls. So why must the categoriziation continue? Let us hold hands n sing together.

"We r the World" by MJ

Next time, wont u sing with me? =)

See u guys next post. Till then, keep on trollin!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Crime!

Whats up guys.
I'll try to make my posts as productive as possible starting as of..now. Ok, today, troll n I would discuss with u guys about crime(s).

"What? ur includin me midget? r u outta ur damn mind??"

Of course. What u r doing now is also considered a crime.

"Why? I'm just typing @55H0l3!!"

u r trolln. dats y.

According to Wikipedia:
Crime is the breach of rules or laws for which some governing authority (via mechanisms such as police power) may ultimately prescribe a conviction. Individual human societies may each define crime and crimes differently. While every crime violates the law, not every violation of the law counts as a crime; for example: breaches of contract and of other civil law may rank as "offences" or as "infractions".

To simplify it; Crime is almost the same as bad deeds. Robbing, Stealing, killing, violence, vandalism, n etc. To put it generally, all of them r crimes. We MUST prevent crime do-ers, or criminals in short, from roaming around doing whateva they want. Most criminals choose to start a crime act because of the easy money they can get from us; the law abiding citizens.

U need to do whateva u can,,,even if it look like there r no hope but u must not give up or u'll end up like peter parker from spiderman. I'm just sayin.

If u have the power to stop directly a crime from happening, just do it.

If u dun have the power to stop it directly, u still have ur mouth to negotiate with the criminal to stop the crime.

If u dun have both the above, just avoid doing crimes n influence ur friends to not do any criminal acts. If u dun want to raise a tree, u better not plant it from the beginning right?

So, dat is my opinion on what crime is n what shud we do. If u want to add anything, just give it to me on the comment section below.

Dats all fer tonite. see y'all next post. Till then, keep on trollin!

"I'm Innocent!!!!"

Ps: Watch the vid on how important it is to prevent crime. Even grandma knows dat!!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Whoosh!!

Here comes the heroo~~

*sound effects*

Wazzup guys! My internet just..well..u can say...revived... The connection is like a traffic light ya know!! Like it has a timer or sumtin. It really-really-REALLY annoys me. RAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!!! ok..end of topic 1. Sigh..

"Shut up u midget"

Damn. *ignores* ok guys, Have u eva felt like u r inferior to others?

"No i dont. But I know u r inferior to me."

Say what? Dun say that like u know me.

"Thats wat u get for ignoring me for two posts! U gud fer nothin blogger!!"

Stop being so adopted troll!!

OK, Inferiority is the feeling of feeling inferior to other. Most cases of inferiority comes from a lack of self-confidence n etc. In short, its like an emotional wound.

"Just say its an internal wound u dumb blogger!"

shut it troll! Its not an internal wound and im not dumb! Its an emotional wound. In rare cases, Inferiority may cause trauma n other psychological diseases.

"err...Two camels in.."

I just said the fact idiot. its not an argument.

"W..We..Well, I know that."

Doesnt sound like it. Anyway, fighting of inferiority needs a lot of moral support. By fighting alone this enemy we call Inferiority,or ourselves in general, we cant just relying on our own strength. We need reinforcements called moral support from others.

"....."

What? Out of ammo troll? thats too bad. How about u go back home n have a lil "quality time" with ur mom? *Victory pose*

I think thats all for now. See y'all next post. Till then, keep on trolin!

"..I hope u'll get squaids..."

"..Seriously.."

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

My Troll...

Whats happenin guys? It has been 3 days after my last post. My recent posts r mostly about 'emo' thingy, or myb some 'dark' posts. Well, not in this post ladies n gentlemen. If read my posts so far, you'll probably notice there r dialogues in them between me n my TROLL.

"What? ur talkin bout me?"

Yes, this guy. To differentiate between this squaid-infected-good-fer-nothin-TROLL and the-angelic-squaid-uninfected-cool-guy like me, simply look at the colors of our text.

"Whaddya mean by squaid-infected-good-fer-nothin-TROLL. Even my mom dont call me with dat name!"

The point is, I'm not your mom.

"Damn u! I hope u'll get squaids!"

Quit being so adopted troll!

"To camels in a tiny car!!"

Those jokes doesnt make sense unless u watched Equals Three. =P
Alright, now u know the differences. Like it or not, He's here to stay.

I think thats all fer now. See y'all next post. Till then, keep on trollin!

Ps 1: If u wanna know what Equals Three is, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson

Ps 2: To Azar, I apologise fer da confusions caused. Next time k.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Fakers be Gone!!

Now i feel like...

"Damn, u guys seriously ignoring me. Hey, every one have their own prob n fer yer info, my prob is u guys. Fakers!"

.....is what I'd like to say. I'm just sayin.

Stop lookin down on people u UPTOWN BASTARDS!! If this is a joke, its not even funny!

ok, I got low results for my tests back in highschool. So what?

Does that mean I'm stupid forever?
Does that mean I'm fine being ignored?
Does that mean I have squaids?

Screw u guys!! U guys r great friends if not bcoz of dat stat quo. Fine, just go around n ignore me! I hope u'll get squaids!

Well, thats it fer my angry+dissapointed post fer today. See y'all nxt post. Till then, keep on trollin!

One cannot be betrayed if One has no people

Every one of us must have been betrayed in our life at least once. It runs in our blood. Betrayal is one of the ways human have in order to survive in our own species that have the most advanced and perfect brain that can think and differentiate between what is good n what is bad unlike other living organisms that can only separate things to foods that can or cant b eaten, male or female for mating, what time to start hibernate n other simple stuff.

"betraying others is so much FUN!!"

screw you troll! what part of betrayal is fun??

"I can messed up someone else's life, i can also use them for my own profit, In short, i can gain a lot by betraying others" *grin*

damn...u always have such twisted ideas. I'm glad u r just a troll in my blog posts.

"I am??"

(ignoring) Ok, where were we? owh right. Basically, betrayal is a common things humans does from the beginning of time till now: In Islam, how Qabil betrayed his brother Habil by killing him or in Christian, how Judas betrayed Jesus into the hands of Roman authorities.


Even the big religious figures does betray others. Remember, where theres trust, there must exist betrayal if not in present, it may happen in the future. we can however prevent ourselves from getting betrayed:


Live by yourself. As the title suggests, U cant be betrayed if u r the only person existed right? but of course, we would feel extremely lonely. Humans need interactions with other human beings in order to survive. This can be proved by one of the Mythbusters experiment(but i cant remember which episode).


I think thats all for today. Thanx fer readin. See y'all next post. Till then, keep on trollin!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Last -emo- post...hopefully

I am like a retriever,
the one I admired,
the one i pledged my loyalty,
the one I loved,
is my master,
who never even want to look at me,
who would only want to turn her eyes
on Samoyed,
the white and luxurious,
most expensive dog in the world,
which is owned by another person...





Well, i guess thats it fer da -emo- posts. sorry fer that. I was juz expressin myself. =)

In case you don't know, a retriever is a type of a common dog found in US. Below is the picture of a golden retriever:


And below is the Samoyed:



Cute right? Take this pic as fan service k. See u guys next post. Till then, keep on trollin!



Thursday, February 11, 2010

I am who i am



I'm a person,
as dark as the night,
without the moon to give black and white to the world,
or
as bright as the day,
without the sun to give colors to the world,

I'm a person,
as simple as a rock,
without anything interesting to give,
or
as complex as a maze,
without any clue of solving,

I'm just a human,
that have both hearts and soul,
devoted to a person,

a person,
as bright as the moon,
which would give black and white to the world,
or
as bright as the day,
which would give colors to the world.

I'm just a human,
who's stays in the dark,
without anything interesting to give,
without anyone understands,
without any help,

I'm just a human,
who needs light,
who needs friends,
who needs warmth,
that would push him out of the dark,
and live under light
once again.


kage9009






-See ya'll next post. Till then, keep on trollin-


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

-Special-

Do u have something special in your life? Of course u do. at least 1 item. Right?
Well, what makes it so special to u?

"Its my lucky underwear. Every time I wear it, something good happens to me."

errr...do u wash it?....on second thought, don't answer that.

" I.."

NO!! Don't answer. Its not good for the heart..the readers heart i mean. Ok, back to the main topic. u mayb have special item(s) or special person(s). What makes them special? I know, I know, the answers varies from person to person.

BUT generally speaking, those special people and items r special to u because they r different from others right? Compare this two pictures:
This>

and This:
Are there any differences? no? Of course its the same. There r not a single differences that make it special. How about comparing the above pic, with this>>
See what i mean? This makes the third pic a special pic compared to the other two.

Now u know what makes them special to u. The 'specialness' of a person n items are mostly determined by their numbers. For example, if everybody in the world are as powerful as superma, that makes superman..not super anymore right? He would just be clark kent, a powerful citizen like any other citizens of the world.

So, treasure ur special person(s) or item(s). If they are special to u, it doesnt mean it is not special to others =)

C ya'all next post. till then, keep on trollin!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Definition....

so, i gave u lots of question last post. This time I will also give question but now with my own answer from my own perspective n observation. Enjoy reading!

what is 'friend(s)'?
-a high level of bond between 2 or more living beings compared to stranger n acquaintance.
-to most people its like toilet paper. After u finish using them, u just throw them away.
-can b acquired n collected easily

What is 'close friend(s)'?
-A relationship between 2 or more living beings that have more trust in their relationship.
-A type of bond that quite unstable>>part friend part precious friend.
-to most people its like a tv remote. If u r not using the tv, the remote have no use but if u r going to watch it, u really need the remote.

What is 'Best friend'?
-A strong bond between 2 or more living beings that have high level of trust between them.
-To most people its like the sea and the shore. its inseparable but its corrosive.
-best friends also can be rivals and even great enemy.
-Bcause of the high level of trust between them, its either they become more sensitive OR become bolder towards each other.

What is 'Boyfriend/girlfriend(s)'?
-its a relationship between a 2 genders made up of 2 persons.
-its level of bond is slightly higher or on the same level as bestfriend but lower than lovers level.

what is 'Lover'?
-its a mutual bond between 2 genders which usually ends up as marriage.
-there r also cases where they didn't get married but end up having childrens.
-the level of bond is on a different scale which u could say a special case.

what is 'special friend'?
-a unique type of bond between 2 or more living beings.
-its level is also on different scale coz its a special case.
-if u take 'lover as the sky, and boyfriend/girlfriend as the ground, 'special friend' is the cloud.
-the thin clouds r more to boyfriend/girlfriend and thick clouds r more to 'lover'.
-an example of thin clouds r usually exbf/exgf that get along after the break up and for the thick clouds r s*x friend...a friend that u need when u need some 'excercise' on the bed.


well, i think thats it. Sorry if im being too direct. its just my style. =P
see u nxt post. till then, keep on trollin!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

what? why? where? when? how?

what(s):
1. Kind of a person do u call a 'friend', 'close friend', 'best friend' and 'special friend'?

2. Makes u think u are a good friend?

3. Type of a person is your best friend or a close friend?

why(s):
1. do people need those u call -friends-?

2. the hell the so call -friends- stabbed ur back?

3. do ur best friend or close friend chose u as their best friend?

where(s):
1. do u n ur -friends- first met?

2. are ur -friends- when u most need them?

3. could they hang out secretly with the -other- friend of yours?

when(s):
1. Is the last time u see them smiling when they r with u?

2. Do u last see them telling the truth to u?

3. is the last time they txt, call, or greet u HONESTLY?

how(s):
1. did this happen?

2. can this happen?

3. can u overcome this?

why do i ask these questions u ask? well, the answer is obvious:

"I just wanna know"

until next post.
til then, keep on trollin!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fake and Gay

This is really true man. Like....seriously.

My college friend, lets just call her 'girlfriend no.1' or Gf1 for short. She just got hit by her EX last 3 nights! What a FAKE AND GAY person he is. He is FAKE because he disguises himself as a MAN and he is GAY because he treats girls(his ex especially) like things.

Ok, the story goes like this: that night, Gf1 is planning to go hang out with her friends, Gf2. While she and Gf2 waiting for Gf3 inside the car, suddenly RIP(her ex...yes R.I.P) taps the window of the car signalling her to come out n talk for a minute. The Questioning session begins with him asking her

"Why do u ignore me?"....The answer is obvious:

'Why the hell should i NOT ignoring an a**hole like u?'

Is what i hope she would say but i think she is too nice. She just brush him of with a simple answer. not sure what it is though but he snapped.

RIP then took Gf1's handbag and quickly get on his car. Gf1, have no other choice but to follow him into the car to get her handbag back BUT right after she gets on the car, RIP press the throttle pedal making the car starts to move.

While on the road, RIP searches inside the bag as if HE is a drug addict looking for a heroin. After he finishes his through scanning on Gf1's handbag, RIP starts scanning the INBOX of Gf1's handphones! He then found out a couple of messeges from Gf1's male friends. His blood than reaches his head and he explodes. He unleashes his anger on Gf1 by punching and pulling her hair VIOLENTLY. Gf1 have no choice but to jump out of the car to escape from RIP.
Shes not badly injured physically though(thank goodness) and for emotional injuries...hurm...no comment. sorry guys.

Neway,
Whats the problem with that dude?
Why is he acting like a kid?
What is his brains made of?
Does he have SQUAIDS? coz i heard it is a serious sh**!

So many Question!! phew...i think thats it for now. See u guys on the next post.
Until then, keep on trollin!
-

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Squirrel Aids -Squaids-







SQUAIDS!! Its real and I heard thats some serious sh**!!
>http://squaids.com<

Loneliness

most of may know roughly what loneliness Is. You would probably say :

"yeAh~ loneliness is when u suddenly feel lonely. its normal."

or

"loneliness is gay"

or maybe

"those who fakes and are gay are loners who undergoes a phase called loneliness".

i'M just saying =)

well, none of the above are exactly true. to me, loneliness is a situation where u r abandoned or isolated by those who u call friends, best friends, and in a worst case scenario, your lover or your own family. simply put, loneliness is a situation u undergo after u have been abandoned/isolated by those that used to be very close to u.

for those who are so lucky that haven't tasted loneliness yet, u better not try n taste what LONEliness feels like. loneliness feels like its the end of the worLd already.

"but i have tasted what loneliness feels like. its not that bad. just hang out with the others and u r not lonely anymore"

is what u think rite? well, not to be rude but that is not true loneliness is. true loneliness can be achieved when u lost/got abandoned/isolated bY all the people dear to u.

"that doesnt sound so bad. i can handle it."

cut the cr*p. everything in this world needs others to keep on living or surviving. we humans cant live without Having a contact with other humans. For an example, u have many problems right now n u need to share it with someone else but all the people that used to be close to u have abandoned u. maybe u can go on for about a wEek n then u will start to breakdown.

"but I.."

shush!! I'm not done taLking....ok im done. See u next post. until then, keeP on trollin!