Virus Alert!! i love this song. haha

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!



VIRUS ALERT
This is a song by weird al yankovic.

Linux???

huhuhu~its da last week of my holiday and i cant even finish setting up a laptop...A laptop...well, its not like im setting it seriously. dis laptop dat im using is experimental one. an old laptop with microsoft windows xp sp1 home edtion. pretty old huh? but im cool with dat.

u see, what im tryin to do all dis time is to change dis old laptop without compatibility with new softwares with something more powerful, something a lot cooler, and unique without having to spend more money by maintaining the original parts. In other words, -without upgrading-.

it has been a year now since i started dis project.ive tried changing the look with xp-seven theme, but it cuts the performance of this laptop. i tried using xp2seven transformation pack but it cant work because my laptops RAM size is not enough. i also tried upgrading its original OS into sp3 and change the visuals to low.....totally uncool and slow.

when im on the verge of givin up, a ray of hope shines....yes, a ray of light from a penguin..LINUX'S PENGUIN!!! hahahaha. i soon learns that linux does not need very high hardware capability and it does look COOLER than windows(cant compare with apple of course). since my hardware capability is low, LINUX is perfect for me. but the only problem is, which one is the best distro for my laptop? after having a long thought, i narrowed down my choices to 3 distros based on the easeness of use, graphic, n performance. here is the list and the interface of each distro:

1.Ubuntu


ubuntu is the combination of power, style and user friendly. linux noobs as well as windows user will find that ubuntu would very much suite thier taste.

2.Kubuntu
Kubuntu is basically ubuntu in k environment(not that i know what that means..im still a noob). if want an OS with great graphics and performance, Kubuntu is the right choice.

3.Puppy linux
Puppy is the smallest distro. by small i mean the RAM size it needs is just about 64MB to 512MB. it have all...yes u heard it rite, ALL applications u want. n all of them are custom made, which made for puppy and comes with puppy. pretty cool huh? u named it and puppy has it pre-installed unlike ubuntu n kubuntu which u need to install it urself. but rest assured, ubuntu n kubuntu does not pre-installed it because they want YOU to choose whether u want it or not. they have the packages and u only need to unpack it to install. dont need to search on the internet =)


what, ME? nonono, i dont choose...well, i cant choose. to me, all three of them r good. i want to make this laptop able to boot xp,ubuntu, and kubuntu. and im successfull with dat halfways. hehe. and i use puppy for backup. why? because, even though puppy has it all, but the graphic and sound quality is not as good as the other two. so its better on emergencies. one more thing, u can also boot your pc or laptop via CD/DVD, USB, HD and Diskette(if anybody ever use one now). errr....diskette is for puppy only since puppy is small ya see. so, what i have to do is just make my usb bootable for puppy(all my usb are 128 and 256MB at most). ubuntu and kubuntu needs about 1GB to make one.

thats all fer now. ADIOS amigos!!

karaoke

when u pronounce the word 'karaoke', what pops in mind would be a room with huge speakers, a pair of microphones and a widescreen TV. did u know that the term 'karaoke' comes from japan? japanese have habits where they would simplify 2 words into just one. for example, 'remote control' would be 'remocon' as the japanese pronounce which consist 'remo' from 'remote' and 'con' from 'control'. simple isn't it? so for karaoke it was made up from 'kara' which means empty, and 'okesuutora'(orchestra).

from wikipedia, 'karaoke' is a form of interactive entertainment or video game in which amateur singers sing along with recorded music (and/or a music video) using a microphone and public address system. The music is typically a well-known pop song minus the lead vocal. Lyrics are usually displayed on a video screen, along with a moving symbol or changing color and/or music video images, to guide the singer. In some countries, a karaoke music video with lyrics and the option to disable the original voice track is called a KTV. Due to its English pronunciation, it is sometimes incorrectly spelled "kareoke". It is also a term used by recording engineers translated as "empty track" meaning there is no vocal track.

i enjoy singing. i really do eventhough i now i have know talent on it. yup ABSOLUTELY none at all. people always thought that u need talent to sing. of course that is WRONG dude. it maybe true IF u r aiming for professionals but in KBOX or 'karaoke box', it doesnt matter! just sing with all your heart and dance if u feel like doing so. its fun! Karaoke can also be a practice for professionals to practice their voice. remember, most of the professionals may start their carrier by singing horribly. in the toilet, the bathroom, class, at the field, anywhere! their dedication towards singing is incredibly high.

opss~~ im getting sleepy ere...well, to wrap it up, 'karaoke' comes from japan, and after years of development karaoke has reached other parts of asia. im dead sleepy. chow dudes n babes. daa~

heya.

just another intro. im on holiday rite now n i dunno what i should do now.
well, not exactly 'dunno'...i do know what 2 do but its just keep piling up n i dunno which one i should start first. n by da time i realize it, im on da second week of da hols! OMG!!
hahaha.

for now i plan 2 write some java mobile programs. u can say my hobby is writing programs =)

second: is completing da games...filed up for 5 years already...ps2 games.

third: formattin my HD...too many 'JUNKs' if u know what i mean. haha

fourth: makin money...i plan 2 start workin..but..nah, its not my style 2 work under some random guy. i'll sell sumtin instead via this blog. look forward for it k \('V')/


fif..th?? well~~its kinda hard 2 say it but....this one is special case. its on the list but not numbered. haha. what im tryin 2 say is this task is special n i'll do it whenever i can. its visiting my friends and 'special' friend. hahaha

i think dats all fer now. see ya later alligators!! =P

OpeNIng CerEmoNY!!!

Ya-HAAA!!!! with dis, a new tshirt design company has been born 2 dis world!! hahahha. i knida happy right now but dat was just part of it. da real thing is, I AM REALLY NERVOUS. well, i gotta try if dis one works or not. i need ur support to move on.
dats all i think. please, support our product! buy original, be original ya!