Virus Alert!! i love this song. haha

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!



VIRUS ALERT
This is a song by weird al yankovic.

Linux???

huhuhu~its da last week of my holiday and i cant even finish setting up a laptop...A laptop...well, its not like im setting it seriously. dis laptop dat im using is experimental one. an old laptop with microsoft windows xp sp1 home edtion. pretty old huh? but im cool with dat.

u see, what im tryin to do all dis time is to change dis old laptop without compatibility with new softwares with something more powerful, something a lot cooler, and unique without having to spend more money by maintaining the original parts. In other words, -without upgrading-.

it has been a year now since i started dis project.ive tried changing the look with xp-seven theme, but it cuts the performance of this laptop. i tried using xp2seven transformation pack but it cant work because my laptops RAM size is not enough. i also tried upgrading its original OS into sp3 and change the visuals to low.....totally uncool and slow.

when im on the verge of givin up, a ray of hope shines....yes, a ray of light from a penguin..LINUX'S PENGUIN!!! hahahaha. i soon learns that linux does not need very high hardware capability and it does look COOLER than windows(cant compare with apple of course). since my hardware capability is low, LINUX is perfect for me. but the only problem is, which one is the best distro for my laptop? after having a long thought, i narrowed down my choices to 3 distros based on the easeness of use, graphic, n performance. here is the list and the interface of each distro:

1.Ubuntu


ubuntu is the combination of power, style and user friendly. linux noobs as well as windows user will find that ubuntu would very much suite thier taste.

2.Kubuntu
Kubuntu is basically ubuntu in k environment(not that i know what that means..im still a noob). if want an OS with great graphics and performance, Kubuntu is the right choice.

3.Puppy linux
Puppy is the smallest distro. by small i mean the RAM size it needs is just about 64MB to 512MB. it have all...yes u heard it rite, ALL applications u want. n all of them are custom made, which made for puppy and comes with puppy. pretty cool huh? u named it and puppy has it pre-installed unlike ubuntu n kubuntu which u need to install it urself. but rest assured, ubuntu n kubuntu does not pre-installed it because they want YOU to choose whether u want it or not. they have the packages and u only need to unpack it to install. dont need to search on the internet =)


what, ME? nonono, i dont choose...well, i cant choose. to me, all three of them r good. i want to make this laptop able to boot xp,ubuntu, and kubuntu. and im successfull with dat halfways. hehe. and i use puppy for backup. why? because, even though puppy has it all, but the graphic and sound quality is not as good as the other two. so its better on emergencies. one more thing, u can also boot your pc or laptop via CD/DVD, USB, HD and Diskette(if anybody ever use one now). errr....diskette is for puppy only since puppy is small ya see. so, what i have to do is just make my usb bootable for puppy(all my usb are 128 and 256MB at most). ubuntu and kubuntu needs about 1GB to make one.

thats all fer now. ADIOS amigos!!