Sunday, March 28, 2010

Diary of a cat: Entry #2

TOYS

I dunno about u but to me, humans ARE complicated creatures. They have many2 inventions to make up for their weaknesses. And now, inventions r not limited to covering up for their weaknesses but also for fun! and last night, i saw it..Some strange toy with rough surface texture(almost hairy but not as much) and a handle being used.

The one using it is a male human. Possibly around 19-20 years of age. He looked to his right n left as if he does not want anybody to know what he's going to do. Because he was blocking the view, i can only see part of what he's doing. but i can clearly hear what he was doing. while (mencangkung) he said:

"Phew..This place should do it. Now, where should we start hum?"

'What?? its as if he is talking to someone.There are other human inside? Thats not possible! That is a BATHROOM!! i've never heard any cases where humans enter the bathroom together. even CATS do IT privately!!' i thought. At that time every muscle in my brain worked extra hard to find a reasonable answer and then suddenly, i saw something VERY disturbing. He smeared the toy with a substance that look like...a gel!! what is the meaning of this?? n the weird incident does not end there. right now he ULTIMATELY blocking the view. damn..i just need to rely on sounds then..i close my eyes n concentrate on listening..and i hear sloshing sounds. As if its coming in an out of a small opening. n the human is breathing heavily.

"Take this!! and THIS!!"

the sound produced while he says it out loud is as if he is thrusting something very hard. from here, i can see some white substance falling to the floor. i can guess heis using the toy earlier for the thrusts but for what n with who?? Shortly after that, I hear water flows down the drain. Now i know why he choose to do it inside a bathroom..he can clean up really fast after he's done. But rest assured human. Consider this ur last evil deed for I, Mike, will end ur miserable life here!! I dashed. with all my might, i will slash this human when suddenly he stood up. unconciously evading my attack.

before i can recover n begin my next attack, I took a peek into the bathroom to reaffirm his crime n I was petrified by th view... nobody inside.. the window is grilled which means there r no way for humans to escape if one is inside. on the floor i see a liquid dish detergent n the 'toy' earlier. I looked to the human again.

"Now u r all clean~ lalala~"

he said to the BOTTLE on his hand.

MEEEOOOWWW!!!!



I snapped.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Diary of a cat: Entry #1

Monday 22/3/2010
Sunny

-Humans-
Meeooow!! I know its tuesday already but I've fallen asleep. Sorry for da inconvenienced caused-NYA.

Early today, I saw a scene that leaves me with soo many questions. I saw a big square shaped metal with wheels(I believe humans call it a car) running over 3 dogs that were relaxin on da road. Luckily, 2 of the dogs r not injured. The injured one was a puppy who barely got away with just a scratch but the wailing of dat puppy bothers me da most. Dat incident must have been a traumatic experience fer it. *nods*

Another thing dat bothers me is the HUMANS. Even after he sees that incedent,the driver of dat car still goes on laughing as if it was a joke. Do humans have sympathy? or do they found us not worthy for any sympathy?

I cant understand the behavior of these humans. Before this i was being cuddled, n loved by them but by da time i turn into an adult,i've been cast aside as if im some kind of parasite. I do admit they have high level of intelligence but their behavior is in an even lower than us,animals.

So, I've decided to join an organisation to dispose of those humans. Its name is

"Organisation XVI"

pretty cool rite? we do all sorts of missions to exterminate those humans but they are too strong. We tried using:

Snipers>>

Melee weapons>>

Machine Guns>>


and....

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Grand closing of Sem 6

The Grand opening fer dis sem is about 1-2 weeks after the start of sem. If I'm not mistaken its on 29th November '09. N the Grand Closing is today, 13th March '10.

"What makes it Grand? I mean its just another day."

Hurrrmmm...To put it simply, We met on da 29th at certain place, n meet again here on da 13th. Its just a coincedence how it takes a semester to meet again at that place. so, I just put it as Grand Opening n Closing. well, It has meanings though..

"What? Whaddya mean?"

Nothin. juz talkin 2 myself. Neway, I have another 4 days until my last paper. Wish me luck n pray so dat I dun have to repeat any subject next sem. If not, I need to say gud bye to GRADUATING ON SEM 8. damn... Well, dats all fer now. See y'all nxt post. Till then, keep on trollin!

Friday, March 12, 2010

The light of freedom!

YES!! I can see it now! 4 walls out 5 I've successfully broken through. Only 1 left...The tallest,thickest n the most unclimbable wall called 'Mechanics of Machine'.

Watta hell am i sayin u ask? I'm just talkin 'bout my exams just now. I've finished 4 out of 5 papers n da last one is da most difficult one. Its like a final boss in an RPG game. =P i dun really have anything particular to tell or share wit u guys now so i would like to give a fan service. hope u'll like it. see y'all nxt post. till then, keep on trollin!


Awwwwwww <3
aren't they cute?
how can u not love them..
They are like the
cutest
furry
little
kittens
evar!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Sory fer da inconvinience caused, punk!!

YA-HAAAA!!!!
I've taken over dis blog faggots!!!
Some how dat midget collapse after his exam.
what a pathetic bum.
HE CANT EVEN B COMPARED WITH MY GREATNESS!!
but man....y am I stuck with dis midget's blog??
He can collapse all he wants fer all i care.
Now dat I have complete control,
I...I...
CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT!!!

Lets start wit dis one:
The expression of dis cat says dat
IT does not expecting us to see him
TRYING to kill us
when we're getting off the bed there.
like its sayin:
"Whatta FUCK?!! WHY R TURNIN AROUND FOR??!!"
*ABORT MISSION*

This cat is really My new PERSONAL sidekick.
we would hangin around TROLLIN n KILLIN people fer all i care.
But dis pic here,
it got da reeks of..erm..what u call it again?

"false n homosexual?"

yeah2, dat one. WHATTA HELL?? UR HERE?
damn... i wasted too much time.
k faggots. I'll b goin.
Over n out!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

OMG~~

Got exam 2morro...not finish study yet...headache..AAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

till nxt post...man, im not in da mood fer dis. later guys!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

School'd!

I dedicate this song to ALL my friends especially those from KLIUC, UKM, TTDI JAYA, MJSC n etc. Specifically to...those who..DOESN'T study much. I love this song n I'll sing along with troll in dis post. U cant actually hear us sing but no worries! The link at the end of this post will lead u straight to da original song. Enjoy!


Now I know my ABC's, Next time wont u sing with me
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's

Smart ass dun graduated,
A lifetime of school were glad u made it,
Upteen years of learning ur fall throughs,
So WE brought u things school REALLY thought u,

A-A is for the Adderal,
u took coz u studied how its bad n all,
and when u were off chuggin that
B-for Beer n I
C u got another
D on that exam
coz u showed up hungover from drinkin,
and instead of hitting books
u took of a hit of
E singging,

"WE NO NEED NO EDUMACATION"

F the library lets go get wasted,
all G whiz now u cant even pass why,
coz u came H for Hungover last time,
coz school is not what it seems to be,

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

all no school gave u issue,
so I represent ur narsisism,
when u call ur parents and they ask whats up
u say
"I need some money" or "I need a hug"
u hated it coz ur so
J for Jaded
those private school kids dun already made it
they're always far ahead
n they always have the way
so take that adderal
but drugs r bad mmm,Kay,
but when u question school
as an investment
re-member getting all the
L for love as a freshman
which brings me to
M, all the marijuana you went
N tried with your friends
in your bedroom smoking
feeling down with yourself
O- n remember how u wished
u had some wealth
so u can skip class n live for free but

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

P is for the Party n
u better enjoy it coz
soon u'll soon be at
the Q at unenployment
like
"yo R u weighing in on
government cheese?
coz I could have swourn I heard
u ain't got ur degree"
u should have S for Studied more
u could've gotten far
instead of chuggin long islands
T at the bar
you took that easy course
u barely had to read n like
U thats for under water basket weaving
u lost ur V-card like u didn't really need it but
W for wrting paperwork using Wikipedia
remember ur X who u meet at the cagger
u'll forget what u studied
but u'll neva forget her
so Y u wastin all dat time drinkin
when u didn't get ur Z's
coz u were out drinkin.

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

Now take ur ass back to class!



*School'd*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xJTSV0IU&feature=related

Monday, March 8, 2010

First.Paper.Finished.I.Am.Also.Finished.Damn..

Wassup guys. I'm now in exam week n MAN, HOW I FUCKED UP THAT FIRST PAPER!! U should've seen the EPIC FACE that I made right after the exam is over. It was like...

"Jizz in my pants"

Yeah...Something like dat.. N tomorrow I'll have to sit for another paper.. Hope I dont FUCK UP that paper like I did today. If not I'll be like...



"JIZZ IN MY PANTS 2"

Like...Seriously...Neway, dear readers n bloggers, do pray for my success k. Dats all fer dis post I guess. See u guys next post. Till then, Keep on trollin!!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

First Mixed language post! Woot2!!

Hi guys. After a careful consideration, I've decided to use mixed language for my posts. Not that I dun want to use full english, but, well, i got a lot of complains about how my posts was "really-hard-to-understand" type. I want to explain but...Nah, forget it. Too troublesome..

Language of my choice would b malay. If u have any objections regarding dis matter pls state it in the comment section below.

Ok, today, something really good happens. Aq balaja bnda baru ari nih. Slama ni aq xtaw pon kewujudan ALMARI GANTUNG yg bley ko gantung kat tingkap. And aq pon x taw yg kat bangi nih ada RUMAH MATI,which means RUMAH YG BOLEY MATI. Woooo~~ Thankx Echah Peachy for teaching us something VERY-VERY-VERY NEW to us!!

Neway, Echah, in case ko de bce nih, check out dis formula I made for u>>

full stomach=food+money.
1 full stomach=1 person,
1 person=food+money
echah's full stomach=3 person,
echah's full stomach=(3 x food)+ (3 x money),... See More
food=money
echah's full stomach=(9 x money)
foods at least cost RM3.00
hence,
echah's full stomach=RM27.00 per serving.


Pretty cool rite? agak btol pon. Its ok. Ko da kenyang kn? LOL

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Fever! Go Away!!


Wassup guys...
Got a slight fever right now. Damn i hate it...
to make matters worse, I have final semester exam comin up next week starting on monday!!
What a pain....

Speaking of fever, do u now that one of the body's immune responses which attempts to neutralize a bacterial or viral infection.

Fever is a common medical sign characterized by an elevation of temperature above the normal range of 36.5–37.5 °C (98–100 °F) due to an increase in the body temperature regulatory set-point. This increase in set-point triggers increased muscle tone and shivering.

"Why do I should i ca-a-a-ACHOOO!!!...*Snif* What r u lookin at?"

Serves ya right. Anyway, with the exception of high-grade fever, treatment is often not needed for fever. So, rest assured =)

However, if you want to lower ur body temperature, ibuprofen is a good choice coz it is effective in lowering the body temperature. But, pls take dosage recommended by the doctors k. I'm no Doctor. =P

Do u know about hyperthemia? Some people may refer hyperthemia as fever but that actually is wrong. Hyperthemia is NOT fever. Hyperthemia is an increase in body temperature over the body's thermoregulatory set-point, due to excessive heat production and/or insufficient thermoregulation; the heat regulation.


ACHOOO!!!!...*Sniff* I gotta go now. I need some rest. See y'all next post k. Till then keep o-o-OCHOOO!!!..*Sniff*..Excuse me..Till then, keep on trollin k. Adios!


"ACHOOO!!!....I hope this is not SQUAIDS.."