Monday, February 8, 2010

Definition....

so, i gave u lots of question last post. This time I will also give question but now with my own answer from my own perspective n observation. Enjoy reading!

what is 'friend(s)'?
-a high level of bond between 2 or more living beings compared to stranger n acquaintance.
-to most people its like toilet paper. After u finish using them, u just throw them away.
-can b acquired n collected easily

What is 'close friend(s)'?
-A relationship between 2 or more living beings that have more trust in their relationship.
-A type of bond that quite unstable>>part friend part precious friend.
-to most people its like a tv remote. If u r not using the tv, the remote have no use but if u r going to watch it, u really need the remote.

What is 'Best friend'?
-A strong bond between 2 or more living beings that have high level of trust between them.
-To most people its like the sea and the shore. its inseparable but its corrosive.
-best friends also can be rivals and even great enemy.
-Bcause of the high level of trust between them, its either they become more sensitive OR become bolder towards each other.

What is 'Boyfriend/girlfriend(s)'?
-its a relationship between a 2 genders made up of 2 persons.
-its level of bond is slightly higher or on the same level as bestfriend but lower than lovers level.

what is 'Lover'?
-its a mutual bond between 2 genders which usually ends up as marriage.
-there r also cases where they didn't get married but end up having childrens.
-the level of bond is on a different scale which u could say a special case.

what is 'special friend'?
-a unique type of bond between 2 or more living beings.
-its level is also on different scale coz its a special case.
-if u take 'lover as the sky, and boyfriend/girlfriend as the ground, 'special friend' is the cloud.
-the thin clouds r more to boyfriend/girlfriend and thick clouds r more to 'lover'.
-an example of thin clouds r usually exbf/exgf that get along after the break up and for the thick clouds r s*x friend...a friend that u need when u need some 'excercise' on the bed.


well, i think thats it. Sorry if im being too direct. its just my style. =P
see u nxt post. till then, keep on trollin!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

what? why? where? when? how?

what(s):
1. Kind of a person do u call a 'friend', 'close friend', 'best friend' and 'special friend'?

2. Makes u think u are a good friend?

3. Type of a person is your best friend or a close friend?

why(s):
1. do people need those u call -friends-?

2. the hell the so call -friends- stabbed ur back?

3. do ur best friend or close friend chose u as their best friend?

where(s):
1. do u n ur -friends- first met?

2. are ur -friends- when u most need them?

3. could they hang out secretly with the -other- friend of yours?

when(s):
1. Is the last time u see them smiling when they r with u?

2. Do u last see them telling the truth to u?

3. is the last time they txt, call, or greet u HONESTLY?

how(s):
1. did this happen?

2. can this happen?

3. can u overcome this?

why do i ask these questions u ask? well, the answer is obvious:

"I just wanna know"

until next post.
til then, keep on trollin!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fake and Gay

This is really true man. Like....seriously.

My college friend, lets just call her 'girlfriend no.1' or Gf1 for short. She just got hit by her EX last 3 nights! What a FAKE AND GAY person he is. He is FAKE because he disguises himself as a MAN and he is GAY because he treats girls(his ex especially) like things.

Ok, the story goes like this: that night, Gf1 is planning to go hang out with her friends, Gf2. While she and Gf2 waiting for Gf3 inside the car, suddenly RIP(her ex...yes R.I.P) taps the window of the car signalling her to come out n talk for a minute. The Questioning session begins with him asking her

"Why do u ignore me?"....The answer is obvious:

'Why the hell should i NOT ignoring an a**hole like u?'

Is what i hope she would say but i think she is too nice. She just brush him of with a simple answer. not sure what it is though but he snapped.

RIP then took Gf1's handbag and quickly get on his car. Gf1, have no other choice but to follow him into the car to get her handbag back BUT right after she gets on the car, RIP press the throttle pedal making the car starts to move.

While on the road, RIP searches inside the bag as if HE is a drug addict looking for a heroin. After he finishes his through scanning on Gf1's handbag, RIP starts scanning the INBOX of Gf1's handphones! He then found out a couple of messeges from Gf1's male friends. His blood than reaches his head and he explodes. He unleashes his anger on Gf1 by punching and pulling her hair VIOLENTLY. Gf1 have no choice but to jump out of the car to escape from RIP.
Shes not badly injured physically though(thank goodness) and for emotional injuries...hurm...no comment. sorry guys.

Neway,
Whats the problem with that dude?
Why is he acting like a kid?
What is his brains made of?
Does he have SQUAIDS? coz i heard it is a serious sh**!

So many Question!! phew...i think thats it for now. See u guys on the next post.
Until then, keep on trollin!
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Squirrel Aids -Squaids-







SQUAIDS!! Its real and I heard thats some serious sh**!!
>http://squaids.com<

Loneliness

most of may know roughly what loneliness Is. You would probably say :

"yeAh~ loneliness is when u suddenly feel lonely. its normal."

or

"loneliness is gay"

or maybe

"those who fakes and are gay are loners who undergoes a phase called loneliness".

i'M just saying =)

well, none of the above are exactly true. to me, loneliness is a situation where u r abandoned or isolated by those who u call friends, best friends, and in a worst case scenario, your lover or your own family. simply put, loneliness is a situation u undergo after u have been abandoned/isolated by those that used to be very close to u.

for those who are so lucky that haven't tasted loneliness yet, u better not try n taste what LONEliness feels like. loneliness feels like its the end of the worLd already.

"but i have tasted what loneliness feels like. its not that bad. just hang out with the others and u r not lonely anymore"

is what u think rite? well, not to be rude but that is not true loneliness is. true loneliness can be achieved when u lost/got abandoned/isolated bY all the people dear to u.

"that doesnt sound so bad. i can handle it."

cut the cr*p. everything in this world needs others to keep on living or surviving. we humans cant live without Having a contact with other humans. For an example, u have many problems right now n u need to share it with someone else but all the people that used to be close to u have abandoned u. maybe u can go on for about a wEek n then u will start to breakdown.

"but I.."

shush!! I'm not done taLking....ok im done. See u next post. until then, keeP on trollin!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Virus Alert!! i love this song. haha

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!



VIRUS ALERT
This is a song by weird al yankovic.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Linux???

huhuhu~its da last week of my holiday and i cant even finish setting up a laptop...A laptop...well, its not like im setting it seriously. dis laptop dat im using is experimental one. an old laptop with microsoft windows xp sp1 home edtion. pretty old huh? but im cool with dat.

u see, what im tryin to do all dis time is to change dis old laptop without compatibility with new softwares with something more powerful, something a lot cooler, and unique without having to spend more money by maintaining the original parts. In other words, -without upgrading-.

it has been a year now since i started dis project.ive tried changing the look with xp-seven theme, but it cuts the performance of this laptop. i tried using xp2seven transformation pack but it cant work because my laptops RAM size is not enough. i also tried upgrading its original OS into sp3 and change the visuals to low.....totally uncool and slow.

when im on the verge of givin up, a ray of hope shines....yes, a ray of light from a penguin..LINUX'S PENGUIN!!! hahahaha. i soon learns that linux does not need very high hardware capability and it does look COOLER than windows(cant compare with apple of course). since my hardware capability is low, LINUX is perfect for me. but the only problem is, which one is the best distro for my laptop? after having a long thought, i narrowed down my choices to 3 distros based on the easeness of use, graphic, n performance. here is the list and the interface of each distro:

1.Ubuntu


ubuntu is the combination of power, style and user friendly. linux noobs as well as windows user will find that ubuntu would very much suite thier taste.

2.Kubuntu
Kubuntu is basically ubuntu in k environment(not that i know what that means..im still a noob). if want an OS with great graphics and performance, Kubuntu is the right choice.

3.Puppy linux
Puppy is the smallest distro. by small i mean the RAM size it needs is just about 64MB to 512MB. it have all...yes u heard it rite, ALL applications u want. n all of them are custom made, which made for puppy and comes with puppy. pretty cool huh? u named it and puppy has it pre-installed unlike ubuntu n kubuntu which u need to install it urself. but rest assured, ubuntu n kubuntu does not pre-installed it because they want YOU to choose whether u want it or not. they have the packages and u only need to unpack it to install. dont need to search on the internet =)


what, ME? nonono, i dont choose...well, i cant choose. to me, all three of them r good. i want to make this laptop able to boot xp,ubuntu, and kubuntu. and im successfull with dat halfways. hehe. and i use puppy for backup. why? because, even though puppy has it all, but the graphic and sound quality is not as good as the other two. so its better on emergencies. one more thing, u can also boot your pc or laptop via CD/DVD, USB, HD and Diskette(if anybody ever use one now). errr....diskette is for puppy only since puppy is small ya see. so, what i have to do is just make my usb bootable for puppy(all my usb are 128 and 256MB at most). ubuntu and kubuntu needs about 1GB to make one.

thats all fer now. ADIOS amigos!!