TOYS
I dunno about u but to me, humans ARE complicated creatures. They have many2 inventions to make up for their weaknesses. And now, inventions r not limited to covering up for their weaknesses but also for fun! and last night, i saw it..Some strange toy with rough surface texture(almost hairy but not as much) and a handle being used.
The one using it is a male human. Possibly around 19-20 years of age. He looked to his right n left as if he does not want anybody to know what he's going to do. Because he was blocking the view, i can only see part of what he's doing. but i can clearly hear what he was doing. while (mencangkung) he said:
"Phew..This place should do it. Now, where should we start hum?"
'What?? its as if he is talking to someone.There are other human inside? Thats not possible! That is a BATHROOM!! i've never heard any cases where humans enter the bathroom together. even CATS do IT privately!!' i thought. At that time every muscle in my brain worked extra hard to find a reasonable answer and then suddenly, i saw something VERY disturbing. He smeared the toy with a substance that look like...a gel!! what is the meaning of this?? n the weird incident does not end there. right now he ULTIMATELY blocking the view. damn..i just need to rely on sounds then..i close my eyes n concentrate on listening..and i hear sloshing sounds. As if its coming in an out of a small opening. n the human is breathing heavily.
"Take this!! and THIS!!"
the sound produced while he says it out loud is as if he is thrusting something very hard. from here, i can see some white substance falling to the floor. i can guess heis using the toy earlier for the thrusts but for what n with who?? Shortly after that, I hear water flows down the drain. Now i know why he choose to do it inside a bathroom..he can clean up really fast after he's done. But rest assured human. Consider this ur last evil deed for I, Mike, will end ur miserable life here!! I dashed. with all my might, i will slash this human when suddenly he stood up. unconciously evading my attack.
before i can recover n begin my next attack, I took a peek into the bathroom to reaffirm his crime n I was petrified by th view... nobody inside.. the window is grilled which means there r no way for humans to escape if one is inside. on the floor i see a liquid dish detergent n the 'toy' earlier. I looked to the human again.
"Now u r all clean~ lalala~"
he said to the BOTTLE on his hand.
MEEEOOOWWW!!!!I snapped.
Kids, if u r stolen, b sure to call the police at once!
Go die somewhere else!
12cm in diameter??
Fresh Herpes for sale!
Do u prefer Duck Ass instead sir?
Hurry! Use the Hand Grenade to put out the fire!!
Kids, if u r stolen, b sure to call the police at once!
Go die somewhere else!
12cm in diameter??
Fresh Herpes for sale!
Do u prefer Duck Ass instead sir?
Hurry! Use the Hand Grenade to put out the fire!!
