Long time no see~

Wazzap guys~ I did promise to upload da pics about da TV stuff aite? well, here it is~

Its a lot of fun yeah. With a lot of beauts present. Hahaha.


Now, im learnin about javascript. If u guys have any leads about Javascript, please give me a crash course on dat topic k. Thanx a lot. Till next time, keep on trollin!

First time on TV

WTH?

im on tv dammit!! hahaha
well, its not like the spot light is on me but who cares. as long as im on TV!
YEAH~

for those who're still clueless,
on 5th of April 2011(today),
at 9am-10am, ive participated in an interview in RadioAktif KLfm show.
i am one of the participants and my part is to get my ass kicked by a girl (demo)
thats....not a really good way to say it right?
hahaha

anyways, the program turns out disasterous thanx to my hyperactiveness.
(ur 21 man, grow up)
ehem...well, if u missed it, u can watch it again tonight at 9pm astro channel 180.
then give me ur opinion wether its a disaster or its a good show.

Thanx for klfm especially bro reamy for inviting MyAikido Dojo and me for the exciting session.
Thanx for the deejays for being soo friendly and easy to talk to. hey, they're really cool. u should add them in facebook.
>DJ ninie
>Dj sonic

and the two other guest, amy n shadida. thanx guys(especially amy for the dance session. i kid. hahaha) n nice to meet ya!

I hope i can be on some other tv shows again.
owh, before i forgot, i've juz started a new company. Its name is Gamma Resources.
for now, our service is to make nmaintain websites.
when I finished editing n configuring our main website, i'll giv u guys da url k?
NICE~

Alright thats all for now. See ya next time. till then, keep on trollin~

COMICON

Wazzap~

its been so long guys.. too long I tell ya.

but now,

IM BACK!!!

hahahaha

I meant to post dis yesterday but im not in a condition to type anything last night so i did it today.

no big deal aite? =P

Ever wandered whats a Comicon?

or maybe animecon, or Natsucomi or even Vidcon?

To put it simply, its juz a convention.

a place where like minded people like Otakus n anime/manga lovers gather.

its like a heaven for them.

the one I went to yesterday was a COMICON in Berjaya Timesquare.

Guess what excites me most...

COSPLAYERS dammit!

Most of them are so cute n so cool.

makes me wanna stuff them in a bag and drag them home with me!

But the downside is,

there are a lot of lining up to do.

and i mean A WHOLE LOT of lining up.

yes,

we need to line up for the lift(since dat is the only transportation to and from the convention)

we need to line up for da banks,

the train ticket,

the convention ticket,

food,

and getting out from the parking lot.

But im juz glad that nowadays,

people in MALAYSIA knows how to line properly now.

if not this whole day would end up disasterous.

I may not b able to survive.

hahaha

well, I'll post some pictures later on.

ADIOS!!

If u hate risk and worry.....start early!

Wazzup???
long time no see y'all! I've been pretty lazy...i mean buzy lately with Final Year Project, experiment reports and so on.

Most of u now may still be sitting on the couch eating potato chips with root beers while watching TV,
or mayb stalking around someones internet profile on the facebook, myspace or tagged,
or mayb stick ur ass on the chair n fix ur eyes on the pc for some games or porn...Im juz sayin.

You know, while u r being lazy,
some of u may start looking for money already.
majority of the group mayb search for money to buy things that they want.
the minority, on the other hand, search for money AND knowledge.
i dun mean attending college n havin part-time.NO.
what i mean is taking different kinds of job to gain experience n knowledge while getting ur paychecks of course.

Now, is an era of knowledge. those who acquire more knowledge and the fastest to gain knowledge, will triumph.
But, with knowledge alone is not sufficient. u need to act. Fast.
so, to act fast u need experience. to gain experience and knowledege,
u need to invest ur TIME.
which comes to a conclusion;
-Start early-

well, dats all fer now.
see y'all next post!

'A world within' -Prologue-

Light shines directly to my face as i switch it on. I tried to block the light and move away but soon realizes it was no use. I cant block the light. I don't have a body. I can see what is around me but i cant see myself. I open my eyes slowly and see the same scenery again. I am inside a small old house made of stone with just one dusty window and a wooden door. The house is so dark that a lamp is needed to light up the house. There was nothing inside that room except thick books..Lots of them. There are too many books in here that you could make a bed out of it. I reached for a book beside me. I try to read it but I cant. Why? I have a feeling I know how to read but why can't I read these books? I don't know how long I have been here and why I am here. Before I realize it, I'm here. Is this the world after dead? That cant be. If so, where are the other souls? I stared blankly into space..I cant hear anything else except the sound of the winds blowing. I looked outside through the dusty window. There is a wilted plants on the lawn and a huge stone wall around the house. I can't recall whether or not I have been outdoors in the world. Hence, I decided to go outside n have look. I move towards the door and I open it. As I open the door, winds from the outside gushes in to the house. Aahh...the air outside is so refreshing but the view is blocked by a very huge stone wall. Why is there a huge stone wall surrounding the small house? I observes the wall closely and realizes that it is combined with the part of the house as if the house is divided into two by the huge wall. and at the back of the house, there are fences surrounding a small opening on the wall. The opening is so roughly made as if the wall has been broken down by force from the inside. I want to look more closely at the opening but decided not to after looking at the fences. 'I'll check that next time' I thought to myself as I walk away. It is getting dark outside so I better get back into the house. When I stand in front of the door, I noticed that there is some sort of label on the wooden door. It has 7 alphabets. but I can only remember 2 words-->

F_ _ _ _D_

_______________

|--------------- \

| house | | <-- plan view of the house

|--------------- lawn |

|____ __________/

What is this place? Why am I here? what am I? There are so many unanswered question but for now, I think I'll try to sleep and hope that this would just be a dream...

Pheww~~

YESH!!!

PHEW~ I successfully finished my first paper for dis sem's final exam.

Now I can sit back, relax, and enjoy my time online n etc.....is what I would like to say.

Like seriously, I'm like the mouse in the picture below with DESIGN OF MACHINE ELEMENT II as the cat.

What can be more worse than this.

-SOS-

Long Time

Yup. A new post after a really long break.

I got my hands full with da assignments n stuff.

so, I'll juz summerize my posts k.

n i'll upload some photos later on.

Post 1:

-Genting trip with teacher-to-be's. haha.

they're nice bunch of people.

i look forward in meeting them again.

=)

Post 2:

-karaoke with jesmond n jas.

they sound like siblings rite?

the fact is, they're NOT siblings.

unfortunately i dun have the photos for this one.

anyway, me n jas successfully made jesmond a karaoke addict.

hahahaha.

Post 3:

-My one day trip to kuching on 24th May.

Man that trip was historic I tell ya!

By distance, this is the longest one-day trip i've ever done!!

and theres more> I unexpectedly met Nadiah there.

like seriously..i am shocked. she is one of my friends in highschool.

i thought only abu and kery are the only Terendakians there. =P

better yet, she is in UNIMAS, the U my sister gonna enroll.

well, nadiah is there to be one of the ushers.

to kill my time there, i helped them with their job in ushering.

wait...is my usage of 'usher' as 'penyambut tetamu' is correct?

nah...who cares. =P

ps: echah u meanie!! y cant i contact u at times like dis?? cis2.

de 3 num tp xtopup. abis kat mkn jek.

hahahaha.

Post 4:

-Final exam is juz around the corner.

gotta study...wuwuw....

ENGRISH!

Yezaaaa!!
Below are the collection of pictures from engrish.com.
Why engrish instead of english u asked?
well, its bcoz, its a site where people collects n posts everything i mean EVERYTHING that related to the theme: 'English Gone Wrong'.
Or at least that is the idea. Juz enjoy it n you'll understand.


Would u like a big dump sir? =P


Kids, if u r stolen, b sure to call the police at once!


Go die somewhere else!


12cm in diameter??


Fresh Herpes for sale!


Do u prefer Duck Ass instead sir?


Hurry! Use the Hand Grenade to put out the fire!!


LOL
=P

The Long Awaited Posts!!!

SORRY!!!

Seems not enough right now...I've been trying to post the latest entry when my HQ's(house) internet went down. DOWN I TELL YA!!

To make up for the lateness, now I'll present to y'all edited pics of my favorite human refrigerator=Echah. Diey! Dis is da promised post. u better save it k. hahahaha.

Sorry r ye Echah. Pas nih aq try wat yg lg gempak nye. Aq wat collage lak pas nih.
YEAH!!

Till next post. see ya!

I wanna b a billionare~ Sooo Freakin bad~~

I really love dis song. so here i'll post da lyrics. cant think of anything to type anyway. =P Enjoy n c y'all next post. Till then, keep on trollin!!

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire

I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad!

ps: Dis is troll singin 'yo! He enjoys it too. =P

The start of the 7th Sem!

Wazzup guys.
Long time no hear.
Juz finished my registration for my 7th sem in KLIUC and
DAMN!!! What a FREAKING LAME -NEW- registration system!!!
I mean the online registration systems r supposely to make the procedure of registering subject for students EASIER n SMOOTHER but instead, this -NEW- system does EXACTLY the opposite of easier n smoother.
Ok, Below are the simplified detail of that new system>>>

Pro's:
-Automatic register
-List out the mapping of subjects that each individual r advised to take until graduation

Con's:
-bcoz its auto register, we cant choose or select subjects of our own choice.
-it auto registers *REDICULOUS SUBJECTS(details below)
-students cant add/drop subjects online anymore
-students cant choose group for each lecture which leads to the last con(i think)
-Students cant access **timetable(details below)

*Rediculous subjects
>What i mean here is it auto register rediculously. for example, the system auto registers the following subject for me:
~Technical English II
~Bahasa Kebangsaan B
~Circuit Theory
Looks good right? well, Here's the problem...I've exempted Bahas Kebangsaan, n circuit theory is NOT EVEN OFFERED in this semester.
See what I mean?


**Cannot Access Time table
>Before this, Students register online n select their respective lecture group which means WE, r making our ownn time table. But this time, the system auto register it, with the rediculous subjects, so we had to manually register which also means WE CANT CHOOSE OUR LECTURE GROUP. Lame right?

Above r pro's n con's of the new system from MY POINT OF VIEW. So dont complain if i wrote down very less cons or too many pro's. =P

I juz hope I can get higher score for this semester.
I'll make myself more n more organized. wish me luck k! I think dats all for now. See y'all next post! Till then, keep on trollin!!

Diary of a cat: Entry #2

TOYS

I dunno about u but to me, humans ARE complicated creatures. They have many2 inventions to make up for their weaknesses. And now, inventions r not limited to covering up for their weaknesses but also for fun! and last night, i saw it..Some strange toy with rough surface texture(almost hairy but not as much) and a handle being used.

The one using it is a male human. Possibly around 19-20 years of age. He looked to his right n left as if he does not want anybody to know what he's going to do. Because he was blocking the view, i can only see part of what he's doing. but i can clearly hear what he was doing. while (mencangkung) he said:

"Phew..This place should do it. Now, where should we start hum?"

'What?? its as if he is talking to someone.There are other human inside? Thats not possible! That is a BATHROOM!! i've never heard any cases where humans enter the bathroom together. even CATS do IT privately!!' i thought. At that time every muscle in my brain worked extra hard to find a reasonable answer and then suddenly, i saw something VERY disturbing. He smeared the toy with a substance that look like...a gel!! what is the meaning of this?? n the weird incident does not end there. right now he ULTIMATELY blocking the view. damn..i just need to rely on sounds then..i close my eyes n concentrate on listening..and i hear sloshing sounds. As if its coming in an out of a small opening. n the human is breathing heavily.

"Take this!! and THIS!!"

the sound produced while he says it out loud is as if he is thrusting something very hard. from here, i can see some white substance falling to the floor. i can guess heis using the toy earlier for the thrusts but for what n with who?? Shortly after that, I hear water flows down the drain. Now i know why he choose to do it inside a bathroom..he can clean up really fast after he's done. But rest assured human. Consider this ur last evil deed for I, Mike, will end ur miserable life here!! I dashed. with all my might, i will slash this human when suddenly he stood up. unconciously evading my attack.

before i can recover n begin my next attack, I took a peek into the bathroom to reaffirm his crime n I was petrified by th view... nobody inside.. the window is grilled which means there r no way for humans to escape if one is inside. on the floor i see a liquid dish detergent n the 'toy' earlier. I looked to the human again.

"Now u r all clean~ lalala~"

he said to the BOTTLE on his hand.

MEEEOOOWWW!!!!


I snapped.

Diary of a cat: Entry #1

Monday 22/3/2010
Sunny

-Humans-
Meeooow!! I know its tuesday already but I've fallen asleep. Sorry for da inconvenienced caused-NYA.

Early today, I saw a scene that leaves me with soo many questions. I saw a big square shaped metal with wheels(I believe humans call it a car) running over 3 dogs that were relaxin on da road. Luckily, 2 of the dogs r not injured. The injured one was a puppy who barely got away with just a scratch but the wailing of dat puppy bothers me da most. Dat incident must have been a traumatic experience fer it. *nods*

Another thing dat bothers me is the HUMANS. Even after he sees that incedent,the driver of dat car still goes on laughing as if it was a joke. Do humans have sympathy? or do they found us not worthy for any sympathy?

I cant understand the behavior of these humans. Before this i was being cuddled, n loved by them but by da time i turn into an adult,i've been cast aside as if im some kind of parasite. I do admit they have high level of intelligence but their behavior is in an even lower than us,animals.

So, I've decided to join an organisation to dispose of those humans. Its name is

"Organisation XVI"

pretty cool rite? we do all sorts of missions to exterminate those humans but they are too strong. We tried using:

Snipers>>

Melee weapons>>

Machine Guns>>


and....

Grand closing of Sem 6

The Grand opening fer dis sem is about 1-2 weeks after the start of sem. If I'm not mistaken its on 29th November '09. N the Grand Closing is today, 13th March '10.

"What makes it Grand? I mean its just another day."

Hurrrmmm...To put it simply, We met on da 29th at certain place, n meet again here on da 13th. Its just a coincedence how it takes a semester to meet again at that place. so, I just put it as Grand Opening n Closing. well, It has meanings though..

"What? Whaddya mean?"

Nothin. juz talkin 2 myself. Neway, I have another 4 days until my last paper. Wish me luck n pray so dat I dun have to repeat any subject next sem. If not, I need to say gud bye to GRADUATING ON SEM 8. damn... Well, dats all fer now. See y'all nxt post. Till then, keep on trollin!

The light of freedom!

YES!! I can see it now! 4 walls out 5 I've successfully broken through. Only 1 left...The tallest,thickest n the most unclimbable wall called 'Mechanics of Machine'.

Watta hell am i sayin u ask? I'm just talkin 'bout my exams just now. I've finished 4 out of 5 papers n da last one is da most difficult one. Its like a final boss in an RPG game. =P i dun really have anything particular to tell or share wit u guys now so i would like to give a fan service. hope u'll like it. see y'all nxt post. till then, keep on trollin!

Awwwwwww <3
aren't they cute?
how can u not love them..
They are like the
cutest
furry
little
kittens
evar!

Sory fer da inconvinience caused, punk!!

YA-HAAAA!!!!
I've taken over dis blog faggots!!!
Some how dat midget collapse after his exam.
what a pathetic bum.
HE CANT EVEN B COMPARED WITH MY GREATNESS!!
but man....y am I stuck with dis midget's blog??
He can collapse all he wants fer all i care.
Now dat I have complete control,
I...I...
CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT!!!

Lets start wit dis one:
The expression of dis cat says dat
IT does not expecting us to see him
TRYING to kill us
when we're getting off the bed there.
like its sayin:
"Whatta FUCK?!! WHY R TURNIN AROUND FOR??!!"
*ABORT MISSION*

This cat is really My new PERSONAL sidekick.
we would hangin around TROLLIN n KILLIN people fer all i care.
But dis pic here,
it got da reeks of..erm..what u call it again?

"false n homosexual?"

yeah2, dat one. WHATTA HELL?? UR HERE?
damn... i wasted too much time.
k faggots. I'll b goin.
Over n out!

OMG~~

Got exam 2morro...not finish study yet...headache..AAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

till nxt post...man, im not in da mood fer dis. later guys!

School'd!

I dedicate this song to ALL my friends especially those from KLIUC, UKM, TTDI JAYA, MJSC n etc. Specifically to...those who..DOESN'T study much. I love this song n I'll sing along with troll in dis post. U cant actually hear us sing but no worries! The link at the end of this post will lead u straight to da original song. Enjoy!


Now I know my ABC's, Next time wont u sing with me
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's
A-A-A-AB-A-ABC's

Smart ass dun graduated,
A lifetime of school were glad u made it,
Upteen years of learning ur fall throughs,
So WE brought u things school REALLY thought u,

A-A is for the Adderal,
u took coz u studied how its bad n all,
and when u were off chuggin that
B-for Beer n I
C u got another
D on that exam
coz u showed up hungover from drinkin,
and instead of hitting books
u took of a hit of
E singging,

"WE NO NEED NO EDUMACATION"

F the library lets go get wasted,
all G whiz now u cant even pass why,
coz u came H for Hungover last time,
coz school is not what it seems to be,

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

all no school gave u issue,
so I represent ur narsisism,
when u call ur parents and they ask whats up
u say
"I need some money" or "I need a hug"
u hated it coz ur so
J for Jaded
those private school kids dun already made it
they're always far ahead
n they always have the way
so take that adderal
but drugs r bad mmm,Kay,
but when u question school
as an investment
re-member getting all the
L for love as a freshman
which brings me to
M, all the marijuana you went
N tried with your friends
in your bedroom smoking
feeling down with yourself
O- n remember how u wished
u had some wealth
so u can skip class n live for free but

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

P is for the Party n
u better enjoy it coz
soon u'll soon be at
the Q at unenployment
like
"yo R u weighing in on
government cheese?
coz I could have swourn I heard
u ain't got ur degree"
u should have S for Studied more
u could've gotten far
instead of chuggin long islands
T at the bar
you took that easy course
u barely had to read n like
U thats for under water basket weaving
u lost ur V-card like u didn't really need it but
W for wrting paperwork using Wikipedia
remember ur X who u meet at the cagger
u'll forget what u studied
but u'll neva forget her
so Y u wastin all dat time drinkin
when u didn't get ur Z's
coz u were out drinkin.

"Next time wont u sing with me?"

OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)
OH O O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH O O-O-OH
(This is what ur school really thought u)

Now take ur ass back to class!



*School'd*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xJTSV0IU&feature=related

First.Paper.Finished.I.Am.Also.Finished.Damn..

Wassup guys. I'm now in exam week n MAN, HOW I FUCKED UP THAT FIRST PAPER!! U should've seen the EPIC FACE that I made right after the exam is over. It was like...

"Jizz in my pants"

Yeah...Something like dat.. N tomorrow I'll have to sit for another paper.. Hope I dont FUCK UP that paper like I did today. If not I'll be like...

"JIZZ IN MY PANTS 2"

Like...Seriously...Neway, dear readers n bloggers, do pray for my success k. Dats all fer dis post I guess. See u guys next post. Till then, Keep on trollin!!

First Mixed language post! Woot2!!

Hi guys. After a careful consideration, I've decided to use mixed language for my posts. Not that I dun want to use full english, but, well, i got a lot of complains about how my posts was "really-hard-to-understand" type. I want to explain but...Nah, forget it. Too troublesome..

Language of my choice would b malay. If u have any objections regarding dis matter pls state it in the comment section below.

Ok, today, something really good happens. Aq balaja bnda baru ari nih. Slama ni aq xtaw pon kewujudan ALMARI GANTUNG yg bley ko gantung kat tingkap. And aq pon x taw yg kat bangi nih ada RUMAH MATI,which means RUMAH YG BOLEY MATI. Woooo~~ Thankx Echah Peachy for teaching us something VERY-VERY-VERY NEW to us!!

Neway, Echah, in case ko de bce nih, check out dis formula I made for u>>

full stomach=food+money.
1 full stomach=1 person,
1 person=food+money
echah's full stomach=3 person,
echah's full stomach=(3 x food)+ (3 x money),... See More
food=money
echah's full stomach=(9 x money)
foods at least cost RM3.00
hence,
echah's full stomach=RM27.00 per serving.

Pretty cool rite? agak btol pon. Its ok. Ko da kenyang kn? LOL